So what do you get the blob who has everything? How about the blob who has nothing? Well, our little blob is blessed with "aunts" and "uncles" that put Mame and Fester to shame. As proof, I offer the following...

Blob can fall asleep to the dulcet tones of Brahms' ever-so-famous lullaby while grasping the plush tentacles of her bed time Cthuhulu. Ahhhh yes, Lovecraft baby, yeah.

And should the soothing song (sans chorus of demonic frogs) fail to quiet her little nighttime angst, a lub-dubbing elder god stands ready to provide the never-known-to-fail "heartbeat". Who wouldn't be charmed? Who wouldn't drift off to the lands of slumber to this apparently effective amalgamation of Lovecraft and Poe? A simulated heartbeat apparently reminds the blob of her pre-birth bliss (being squished, upside down, in a small, dark, gooey sack...but time's being what they are...), and just look at those cute little tentacles!

(image on it's way)

And the best part is, these are toys she can take to college without fear. Who would question the awesome might of the security cthuhulu?

Of course, there is more to life than ichor and ooze. Please meet baby blob's next good friend....CINKO the UGLY DOLL!!!!!

No blob's room would be complete without the cute factor however. We have Caterpillers, Bunnies, little fluffy chicks (no, NOT that sort of chick), reindeer from Alaska, and the classic Teddy Bear.

I'm told that a small flock of flying sock monkeys has been spotted and are shortly to crash land through the nursery window. A small critter escaped from the land of the Wild Things and has been seen lurking behind the other animals. Time will tell if these sightings will be verified.